Here at Alternative merchandise we like to work in a theme. So as our launch event took place in a cinema, we thought it best to keep in the spirit of things. We found ourselves thinking " If the Gnome Roses were to ever star in a movie, what would the trailer be like?". Well, here it is.

In the time-honoured, over dramatised, and cheek-bitingly clichéd style of the Hollywood Blockbuster, we present: The Gnome Roses!